Join me on my destruction of DC as I stick it to the MAN who turned me into a stuffed giant microbe.
No, thank YOU for letting me spread my germs!   Although, I think someone got to the metro before I could.
No, thank YOU for letting me spread my germs!   Although, I think someone got to the metro before I could.

Yesterday, I visited Starbucks.  Wow, that stuff is sick!  And not sick, as in a I just ate uncooked meat contaminated with e. coli way.  Sick as in, wow, I think I’m addicted to Starbucks kind of way.  Get it?
Yesterday, I visited Starbucks.  Wow, that stuff is sick!  And not sick, as in a I just ate uncooked meat contaminated with e. coli way.  Sick as in, wow, I think I’m addicted to Starbucks kind of way.  Get it?

Note how easy it is to contaminate a keyboard with all my tentacles.
Note how easy it is to contaminate a keyboard with all my tentacles.

I’ve spread my reach into the business arena.  I needed a little caffeine boost from Starbucks to get me started this morning, but I was soon on a roll.
I’ve spread my reach into the business arena.  I needed a little caffeine boost from Starbucks to get me started this morning, but I was soon on a roll.

Tonight, I went to my first church service - Frontline, which is part of McLean Bible Church.  The music was great, but this Jesus guy and his love for everyone makes me want to rethink the path of destruction I’m causing.
 Well, I won’t think that hard about it.

Tonight, I went to my first church service - Frontline, which is part of McLean Bible Church.  The music was great, but this Jesus guy and his love for everyone makes me want to rethink the path of destruction I’m causing.

 Well, I won’t think that hard about it.


On Saturday, I traveled to the Verizon Center for the Georgetown/Louisville game.  Wow, that place is great … word to the wise, don’t eat the hotdogs.
On Saturday, I traveled to the Verizon Center for the Georgetown/Louisville game.  Wow, that place is great … word to the wise, don’t eat the hotdogs.

This is my home … now I know what you’re thinking.  You live in a bag?!  But honestly, it’s not a bad setup.  It’s an easy way to get around the city, spreading my germs.  Plus, whoever owns the bag sometimes puts food in here, making my job really easy.
This is my home … now I know what you’re thinking.  You live in a bag?!  But honestly, it’s not a bad setup.  It’s an easy way to get around the city, spreading my germs.  Plus, whoever owns the bag sometimes puts food in here, making my job really easy.

Hello, my name is e. coli, not just e or just coli, it’s e. coli.  Apparently someone at the giant microbes corporation thought it would be great to turn me and all my other pals into stuffed versions of ourselves.  Well, to show them, we’re on the move to spread throughout the city.  And I’m using this blog to document my progress.  In the photo above, I make my first move.  Little does she know, that eating me is just part of my plan …
Hello, my name is e. coli, not just e or just coli, it’s e. coli.  Apparently someone at the giant microbes corporation thought it would be great to turn me and all my other pals into stuffed versions of ourselves.  Well, to show them, we’re on the move to spread throughout the city.  And I’m using this blog to document my progress.  In the photo above, I make my first move.  Little does she know, that eating me is just part of my plan …